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Athos hearing this song once during his time serving in the English royalist army and humming this to himself for ALL THE REST OF THE NOVEL.
Aramis is glad he is arrested only because it'll allow him a break from his song-humming for 10 minutes.
Of course after his 5 minutes break he'll run to raise an army to free his friend! As we know he ends up doing.
#the sun cooked my brains#it and too little sleep#and writing angsty fanfict#oh well#lol#athos#comte de la fére#aramis#rené d'herblay#abbé d'herblay#chevalier d'herblay#athamis? only slightly#this is a porthamis household#those two are a hot mess and i love it of them#Youtube
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I have a new favouritest guy and it's Ren
#I just know he saw meat cooking around a campfire and his brain immediately went into braai mode#cracking up over what I saw of BigB in this episode I definitely need to watch his pov next#rendog#He's singing House of the Rising Sun by The Animals if anyone was wondering#great song#wild life spoilers#life series spoilers#ldshadowlady#lizzie ldshadowlady#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#bigb#bigbst4tz2#life series smp#trafficblr#traffic smp#my posts#wild life smp#wild life#wild life smp spoilers
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DCA Promptober Day 14: Knock
There's this youtube animated horror short out there, I think it's called Francis? Anyway, I watched that when I was younger and didn't sleep for months. This was inspired by my memories of that.
Word count: 867
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"Knock-knock!"
"Who's there?"
A pause, he's thinking, "Canoe."
"Canoe who?" You ask, giggling.
"Canoe come over and play?" Sun then bursts out laughing, and you can't help but do the same.
You settle down, snuggling further into his arms, "That was a good one, I'll admit."
"As you should, I only make the best of the best knock-knock jokes!" He crosses his arms, head held high.
"Yeah, yeah, alright."
Sun leans over to look down at you, "That sounds like an admission of defeat, Starlight~"
"Fat chance," You scoff, "Just give me a second to think."
His rays tick to the side like a clock, you know he's doing it to tease you.
For a split second though, the ticking sounds off to your ears. You feel dizzy, your head hurts. What's going on-
"Is everything okay, Sunbeam?"
You shake your head, Sun's still staring down at you. You blink, his face changes for a moment. Red eyes, black and white color scheme, a hat-
You blink. It's just Sun.
You bite your lip for a moment, then smile, "Yeah, think I might be just a bit tired is all."
"Oh! Then maybe you should take a nap," He says, tone shifting at the end there. Almost glitching. Your vision flashes again.
"I, you? Suggest a nap of all things?" You laugh, nervous, "How out of character for you, Sun."
He just stares at you. You look away after a moment.
Suddenly, his hand reaches under your chin, forcing you to focus back on him.
He tilts his head, "Tell your joke, Star."
"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?" His grin almost feels threatening from this angle.
You swallow, "Boo."
The room takes on a quivering now. Everything around you rumbling and glitching. It gets hard to see. You have to close your eyes.
"Boo who?"
Your hand clutches onto the Attendant's pant leg, "Sun I'm scared."
You initially just get a raspy chuckle as a response.
"I don't believe that's part of the joke now, is it?" You hear several clicks, and can feel him lean down closer, "Because if so, it's not a very funny one."
You whimper. Your body feels wrong, everything feels wrong. You don't want to open your eyes.
The bot tuts, "Oh, come on now, friend. It's just a simple joke. Surely you can handle that."
You stay quiet, then he sighs.
"Open your eyes, love."
You shake your head.
"Open." A sharp click, "Your eyes."
You relent.
It's just Sun.
He runs a hand over your hair, soothing, "See? Everything's juuust fine. Now, will you tell me your joke?"
"I, o-okay."
He waits, hand stopping its motion.
You take a deep breath, and try again, "Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
You hesitate. Everything seems normal. Maybe you were just going crazy.
"Boo." Again, nothing's off. It's just Sun.
His voice is soft, sweet, "Boo who?"
"Don't cry, it's just a joke!" You try to add extra enthusiasm to hide your nervousness.
Sun's rays rotate slowly. Then, he laughs. He laughs hard. As he continues to outright cackle you shrink further and further in on yourself, but being stuck in his lap you have nowhere else to go.
He pretends to wipe a tear from his eye, "Oh, how clever. You really got me!"
"Y-yeah?" You ask, smile awkward.
He sighs, "Yes, but Starlight," His tone has a cheeky glee to it.
"Hm?"
"Aren't you the one who shouldn't be crying?" Out of the corner of your eye you see him raise his hand, "Afterall~"
It rushes down towards you, and you gasp.
"It's just a joke!"
You wake up with a start, breathing heavy.
Your hand goes to your chest. There's no gaping hole. It's fine. You're fine.
It takes your eyes a moment to adjust to the level of darkness you're in. You're in a closet or something. You sit up, finding that you've been laying hap-hazardly on a pile of, stuffed animals?
Looking around further, you see that there's crayon drawings hanging on the walls, assorted toys, string lights which aren't currently in use.
You realize that you're in the Daycare Attendant's room.
Knock-knock.
You freeze, ears straining to find where the noise came from. Or if you just imagined it-
Knock-knock.
It's a bit louder this time, but only slightly. It sounds closer, too. Your eyes scan the space and see nothing. How did you even get in here?
Knock-knock.
Your head is pounding, and your memory is fuzzy. Nothing makes much sense. You do your best to sit up, and while there's no visible wound your entire body aches. You want to say it's from your sleeping position, but something in your gut tells you it’s not.
Knock-knock.
You must be losing your mind. There's no logical place as to where that noise could be coming from. From what your eyes can make out, there's nothing in here besides you. You're almost certain of it.
Knock-knock.
It's then that you think to look over to the entrance to the room. And you find your answer.
There's a hand on the edge of the door. Behind it is a grinning visage with red eyes.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
I think you already know.
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Damn y'all got TWO unhinged robots today didn't you? What a nice little treat. Other promptobers are here, thanks for reading!
#let me tell you chat#my brain COOKS at midnight#there's a pun to be made there#but i'll contain myself for now#i want to make art for this but alas#the talent and the time ain't there (yet)#dcatober24#fnaf dca#dca fandom#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#dca fic#x reader
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Will your Wesker art make a return? :3
#yeah i got some shit cooking for u guys dw#hes literally the only killer i play in dbd and i know im gonna get sucked back into that any day now.#so expect my brain to rot like a old ass pear in the july sun. on fresh black top.#wesker
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AU where Sun and Moon get separate bodies but the humans did not count the fact that Eclipse had partially started to form his own personality asides the two others, so Eclipse gets a new body too - but he is no longer "Eclipse", since he is not a mix of Sun and Moon but his own (quite innocently new) personality.
So they give him an upgraded look and a new name.
What would go well with Sun and Moon?
Star, of course.
Stardust.
The Daycare Assistant.
(Yes, an AU where my HelperBot OC Stardust is "Eclipse")
#this has been cooking in my brain for awhile now help#especially after RUIN released Eclipses voice and personality have been just so close to my image of Dusty its uncanny#sun#moon#dca au#stardust#eclipse
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Soap: How the hell do you stand the heat in all that gear?
Ghost, on the verge of passing out: I am stronger than the sun
#the sun has cooked my brain#nap#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#call of duty#cod mwii#incorrect quotes#modern warfare ii#original quote#modern warfare
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Heckyl/Kendall :3
MY OTP EVER LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO (Milk you're my goat for this just know I dropped everything to make this list)
who said i love you first?
If you think Kendall's confessing first you've got another thing coming lmao (projecting). Heckyl likely wanted to make it special, researching earthly romantic customs and getting flowers and wine and the like, but before he could actually go through with it, he just...blurts it out like the moron he is. Kendall stands there frozen like "Tf??" but eventually affirms him and kisses him
who laughs when the other trips?
Both of them. Heckyl is a given because he's a boyfailure with laced boots, but Kendall, despite being graceful as hell, is constantly wearing heeled shoes so Heckyl finds it hilarious when she trips because she's normally so composed.
who pays the bills?
Kendall for sure. She technically pays Heckyl so....(different story when it comes to space currency lmao he's paying for everything)
which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?
Heckyl would if he had any fucking clue about what Earth holidays were, but otherwise Kendall, although she's super lowkey about it outside of decorating for the museum. Shelby, Ivan, Tyler, and Chase have to get them in the mood.
who’s more clumsy?
Heckyl the alien boyfailure ever <3333
who checks their daily horoscope?
Neither, Heckyl doesn't have a birthday and Kendall is a scientist who finds it dumb.
who sings louder in the car?
Kendall, surprisingly. She's got a really great voice. Heckyl tries his best but is insecure about his voice, and Kendall tries to make more of an effort to include him and hype him up.
who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?
Heckyl fs but he tries to stop.
who is more up to date in pop culture?
Heckyl is pretty cynical about pop culture at first, but once Tyler, Chase, and Shelby put him onto TV, movies and music, he becomes obsessed. He wants to learn EVERYTHING about Earth culture pertaining to those things.
who insists on going to see the newest movies?
Heckyl for sure. Kendall only goes if there's a movie with her favorite actors/actresses in it that she secretly fangirls over
who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?
Heckyl. He wouldn't expect himself to find such a deep attachment to Earthly animals, but there he is with tears in his eyes as Kendall tries comforting him.
who’s the lighter sleeper?
Ms. Morgan the lovely insomniac (again, projecting). Then again, I'm also sure that Heckyl's trauma would also likely keep him from sleeping well. It alternates between the two depending on how exhausted they are, but it mostly goes to Kendall.
who believes in ghosts?
Heckyl. Probably his way of coping with what happened to Sentai 6.
who does the grocery shopping?
Kendall is the only motherfucker who knows how to make a list and stick to it. Heckyl's shopping cart would just be diabetes.
who updates their facebook status more often?
Neither of them own Facebook nor care to, but if Heckyl had social media it would just be a billion pictures of him and Kendall while going "I love my wife sm <333"
#liz try not to drop essays about kendall/heckyl challenge (FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE)#MY BABIES#My moon and sun and stars <3333#my everything forever and always#chat i am so cooked whenever someone mentions these two i just go feral#they have fundamentally changed my brain chemistry#kendall morgan#heckyl#heckyl prdc#kendall/heckyl#kendall x heckyl#power rangers dino charge#power rangers dino super charge#prdc#been in the game for 10 years and for sure not stopping now
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Sooooo
Martyn and Cleo won with Scott
Scar won with Pearl
Joel won with Grian
There’s a circle here. There’s something that can be spun from this
#ALSO- a more fitting stats: Cleo Scar & Joel won with Star Moon and Sun as second#for Martyn Star was third- he got the other Scott#BUT- IF IMPULSE WINS THE NEXT ONE#OOOO THE CIRCLE. THD CIRCLE DO YOU SEE IT. THE CONGA LINE IS FORMING. THE TREEEE#wild life smp#wild life spoilers#not tagging the names cause spoilers!#wild life smp spoilers#phantom rambles#I’m a personal subscriber to major arcana and I think I’d be fun if this new trio of champions have a new theme (soldier poet kings) but Ive#got an illustration cooking up that’s express my views better. this is just be putting my brain in post cause OUGHHH CIRCLE. CIRCLEE WHAT#DOES IT MEANNNNN
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thinking. i personally cant see wukong ever in a kitchen or really knowing how to cook in general so macaque does all the cooking if they were to live together. wukong is allowed to make requests just to keep him from messing around while mac cooks but theres no guarantee mac will actually listen to him if its something too elaborate or something he doesnt feel like actually making.
at first all wukong wanted to eat were dishes with peaches in it but eventually mac got him to eat actual food that wasnt his hair and wukong made less and less requests and started to trust whatever mac chose more and more. they use it as a sort of bonding thing and to build trust after reconciliation
#🏮#shadowpeach#lmk macaque#lmk shadowpeach#lmk sun wukong#they rot my brain i hate them i hate them i hate them#i want them to do so many domestic things together its crazy how large the need is#wukongs favorite thing mac makes is literally any dessert with peaches in it#but if asked for a specific one he'll say peach cobbler#he asks for that almost every day mac keeps extra in the fridge atp#sometimes mac cooks for mk after training if they can persuade him to stay for dinner#i love. monkey fam...
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hi everyone, this is my monthly check-in <3
#not feeling so great lately...there's a lesion on my other knee now#and it most likely is cancer.#they want me to wait another 10 days for an mri???? like ur crazy#if u think i can wait that long.#sighhhhhhhhh.#anyway.#some cool things have happened#like spending all day in nyc with my partner on friday <3333#and um. i did wnt to vent about smth so uh.#ED tw#lately#my energy has been too low for me to wanna cook. which in turn made my stomach shrink a LOT#since i've been surviving by grazing on snacks.#and i didnt even realize i lost weight until i went to the doctor.#i didnt realize though that it would be even MORE lost when i weighed myself without my winter clothes#and uhhhh. i currently weigh what i weighed in my senior year of high school#which is the FIRST time i've been under a certain number in over SIX YEARS.#and i havent struggled at all w body negativity or ED thoughts in over a couple years. but.#now that my ideal gender expression has shifted more to the feminine side. and now that ive lost weight.#my brain INSTANTLY latched onto that#and was like omg YES do more of that#and it feels nice. this time im FINALLY not struggling to suppress my appetite!!! my body is doing that for me!#and obviously im still eating enough to live on#but still a huge caloric deficit. and rn my wheelchair shit keeps breaking on me. my mobility company is INCOMPETENT.#and my insurance might tell me i have to wait FIVE MORE YEARS for another type of chair......I WILL DIE BY THEN.#ugh everything is so complicated now. and im ALWAYS exhausted bc the sun sets at 4:30. i've just stopped binging and i replaced it with+#a LOT. of retail therapy. i've easily spent probably 1500 of my credit limit in the last 2 months. but you know.#that and not eating are 2 of the ONLY things i can control rn. out of all the fucking bullshit these useless people and my body put me thru#anyway. i'm sure you can tell how i feel rn. i'm just going to try doing anything else today.#vent
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Well, I grew up wishin' I could close off the way my dad did 'Cause that man never felt a damn thing he didn't wanna feel But I've burned too many miles tryna ride out all the sadness But you can't outdrive pain, someday it's gonna take the wheel Can't be alone but don't wanna get close to anybody Don't wanna bare teeth but don't wanna look weak, it's a tough spot But I'm afraid you'll walk away when the tears start runnin' But I hope not 'Cause cowboys cry too
thinking about Sam...
#'thinking about Sam...' i say. as if i've been doing much of anything else for the past 6 months#redacted sam#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#Seven's Blorbo Songs#music stuff#but like seriously. is the Fixation just making me see him in everything or is this song Very Sam-coded#it took all of my willpower to not quote like. the Entire song in this post bc my brain can find a way to make every line applicable#i'm this 🤏 close to writing another songfic#i'm literally juggling 6 other WIPs rn i can't afford another!!! but!!! my brain's already cooking up a rough draft#i Just posted Dying Star yesterday and now this song has me itching to make a Reverse Comfort fic for Sam...#it's a rite of passage for all of my fav blorbos to get written into a reverse comfort fic. i think it might be Sam's turn#i need to make that cowboy cry#in a cathartic way of course not a mean one. Darlin' will be there to make it all better#i'm scared of how long the fic might be if i get carried away tho. i really don't have the time to write something long this month#but if i don't write it Soon then the inspiration/motivation will dissipate#it shouldn't get too long if i don't try to write a scene for every single line of the song. just a few like in Dying Star#Seven Keep It Under 5k Challenge#i can't quote every line anyways bc one line mentions eye color and his are and were neither hazel or blue#so idk how i'll make that line work#but grrrr the line's rlly good since it mentions the sun going down. it's just the eye colors are wrong. hmph#anyways it's time to turn this song up and do some bedtime brainstorming. adios#Spotify
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bts bias order go
omg marry me ♡♡♡♡♡. LINDSAY DON'T LOOK AND DON'T @ ME
namjoon -> hobi -> yoongi -> jin -> tae -> jungkook -> jimin
✩⡱ send me a group and i'll tell you my bias order
#ask game#☀ bts#the rap line is incredibly mutable and changes with my current mood but also i fear i am a rapmon truther he'd understand me#my loser cringe is recognized and raised by his loser cringe and all that#BUT HOBI?????????????? YOONGI????????????? don't remind me don't remind me#yoongi and hobi oft change places tbh i mean yoongi was my og bias right#but hobi is so <33333333333333#also you are Soooooo incredibly hobi coded clara don't let anyone lie and tell you otherwise#you're like a hobi sun jin moon or whatever the astrology girlies say#or wait is it rising or something#idk don't quote me on the logistics simply FEEL it in your heart#BUT JIN AND TAE MY BIAS WRECKERRRRRSSSSSSSSS#but jimin and jungkook <3333333 my bestie and brother <333333#so much fondness but there we go <3#tae was never one of my classic bias wreckers but i think it's the fact that i would give my left leg and right arm for yeontan's sake that#he has raised so astronomically through the rankings.#like are you not IN LOVE. WITH YEONTAN.#but jungkook my brother!!!!!!!!!!! my baby brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my annoying but endearing younger brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#tbh i should perhaps change his place with jimin#actually wait yeah give me a sec#BUT NO I ACTUALLY DO REALLY LOVE JIMIN OKAY#he's so funky and cool and iconic#but i have less brainspace dedicated to him#the rapline has a whole ass penthouse in my cranium and jin and tae (read: with yeontan in tow) are constantly crashing in the living room#and jungkook is my brother so obviously he comes to stand in the middle of my brain and then flexes; tells me he cooked and didn't do the#dishes; them leaves again#jimin king if you were more obnoxious in taking over my brain and making the place yours you'd be higher in the ranking
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right here
#my art#nature#nature art#this was yesterdays daytime walk#the sun tried to cook my brain but i survived#allegedly#a special tag
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instead of doing oc-tober i have decided to become deranged
#dnd au#fnaf au#the goblins are clowns now sorry i dont make the rules#i watched a playthrough of ruin and uh listen i dont know how to say#that sun and moons conflict with each other is lowkey my dnd charaacter#with the piece of him that got removed and wants to return to him#in hopes that he'll take over like do you see what my brain was cooking with#anyway tic and rip are actually just sun and moon there are no original ideas#also im done pretending i am not insane about fnaf fuckin' love this series you dont understand#also i do still plan on doing oc october i just have been busy oops#and this was the thing my brain REALLY WANTED TO DRAW so i had to let it do its thing#five nights at breakfast club#ive settled that as the name of this au no i wont take any other suggestions
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i frwl like 1 of the hearts that got put into the oven
#im not being cooked but also you can open the oven door and im not going to move are you kidding me#pup talks#i am going to shower and hopfully thw sun will leave while im gone#my brain feels thinckkkk
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Also, have this fanart that I made of sams Earth and Monty that I finished over a week ago (this was pre-Earth redesign), yes this is ship art, and yes, I made this before Earths episode even came out
#been shipping them since day 2 of Earths announcement believe it or not#it started out as a “haha what if they kissed lmao” thought#then my brain started cooking and my god unfathomable things happen when my brain starts cooking#they kinda cute tho ngl#Sun and moon show#Sun and moon show earth#sun and moon show Monty#art
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