#the sun cooked my brains

[amypihcs]

Athos hearing this song once during his time serving in the English royalist army and humming this to himself for ALL THE REST OF THE NOVEL.

Aramis is glad he is arrested only because it'll allow him a break from his song-humming for 10 minutes.

Of course after his 5 minutes break he'll run to raise an army to free his friend! As we know he ends up doing.

[katkat030]

I have a new favouritest guy and it's Ren

[midnight-mourning]

DCA Promptober Day 14: Knock

There's this youtube animated horror short out there, I think it's called Francis? Anyway, I watched that when I was younger and didn't sleep for months. This was inspired by my memories of that.

Word count: 867

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"Knock-knock!"

"Who's there?"

A pause, he's thinking, "Canoe."

"Canoe who?" You ask, giggling.

"Canoe come over and play?" Sun then bursts out laughing, and you can't help but do the same.

You settle down, snuggling further into his arms, "That was a good one, I'll admit."

"As you should, I only make the best of the best knock-knock jokes!" He crosses his arms, head held high. 

"Yeah, yeah, alright."

Sun leans over to look down at you, "That sounds like an admission of defeat, Starlight~"

"Fat chance," You scoff, "Just give me a second to think."

His rays tick to the side like a clock, you know he's doing it to tease you. 

For a split second though, the ticking sounds off to your ears. You feel dizzy, your head hurts. What's going on-

"Is everything okay, Sunbeam?"

You shake your head, Sun's still staring down at you. You blink, his face changes for a moment. Red eyes, black and white color scheme, a hat-

You blink. It's just Sun.

You bite your lip for a moment, then smile, "Yeah, think I might be just a bit tired is all."

"Oh! Then maybe you should take a nap," He says, tone shifting at the end there. Almost glitching. Your vision flashes again. 

"I, you? Suggest a nap of all things?" You laugh, nervous, "How out of character for you, Sun."

He just stares at you. You look away after a moment. 

Suddenly, his hand reaches under your chin, forcing you to focus back on him. 

He tilts his head, "Tell your joke, Star."

"Knock-knock."

"Who's there?" His grin almost feels threatening from this angle.

You swallow, "Boo."

The room takes on a quivering now. Everything around you rumbling and glitching. It gets hard to see. You have to close your eyes.

"Boo who?"

Your hand clutches onto the Attendant's pant leg, "Sun I'm scared."

You initially just get a raspy chuckle as a response.

"I don't believe that's part of the joke now, is it?" You hear several clicks, and can feel him lean down closer, "Because if so, it's not a very funny one."

You whimper. Your body feels wrong, everything feels wrong. You don't want to open your eyes. 

The bot tuts, "Oh, come on now, friend. It's just a simple joke. Surely you can handle that."

You stay quiet, then he sighs. 

"Open your eyes, love."

You shake your head.

"Open." A sharp click, "Your eyes."

You relent.

It's just Sun. 

He runs a hand over your hair, soothing, "See? Everything's juuust fine. Now, will you tell me your joke?"

"I, o-okay."

He waits, hand stopping its motion.

You take a deep breath, and try again, "Knock-knock."

"Who's there?"

You hesitate. Everything seems normal. Maybe you were just going crazy.

"Boo." Again, nothing's off. It's just Sun.

His voice is soft, sweet, "Boo who?"

"Don't cry, it's just a joke!" You try to add extra enthusiasm to hide your nervousness.

Sun's rays rotate slowly. Then, he laughs. He laughs hard. As he continues to outright cackle you shrink further and further in on yourself, but being stuck in his lap you have nowhere else to go. 

He pretends to wipe a tear from his eye, "Oh, how clever. You really got me!"

"Y-yeah?" You ask, smile awkward. 

He sighs, "Yes, but Starlight," His tone has a cheeky glee to it.

"Hm?"

"Aren't you the one who shouldn't be crying?" Out of the corner of your eye you see him raise his hand, "Afterall~"

It rushes down towards you, and you gasp.

"It's just a joke!"

You wake up with a start, breathing heavy. 

Your hand goes to your chest. There's no gaping hole. It's fine. You're fine.

It takes your eyes a moment to adjust to the level of darkness you're in. You're in a closet or something. You sit up, finding that you've been laying hap-hazardly on a pile of, stuffed animals?

Looking around further, you see that there's crayon drawings hanging on the walls, assorted toys, string lights which aren't currently in use. 

You realize that you're in the Daycare Attendant's room.

Knock-knock.

You freeze, ears straining to find where the noise came from. Or if you just imagined it-

Knock-knock. 

It's a bit louder this time, but only slightly. It sounds closer, too. Your eyes scan the space and see nothing. How did you even get in here?

Knock-knock.

Your head is pounding, and your memory is fuzzy. Nothing makes much sense. You do your best to sit up, and while there's no visible wound your entire body aches. You want to say it's from your sleeping position, but something in your gut tells you it’s not.

Knock-knock. 

You must be losing your mind. There's no logical place as to where that noise could be coming from. From what your eyes can make out, there's nothing in here besides you. You're almost certain of it.

Knock-knock.

It's then that you think to look over to the entrance to the room. And you find your answer.

There's a hand on the edge of the door. Behind it is a grinning visage with red eyes. 

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

I think you already know.

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Damn y'all got TWO unhinged robots today didn't you? What a nice little treat. Other promptobers are here, thanks for reading!

[fatyaoi]

HIHIHIHIHI

Will your Wesker art make a return? :3

[pixelchills]

AU where Sun and Moon get separate bodies but the humans did not count the fact that Eclipse had partially started to form his own personality asides the two others, so Eclipse gets a new body too - but he is no longer "Eclipse", since he is not a mix of Sun and Moon but his own (quite innocently new) personality.

So they give him an upgraded look and a new name.

What would go well with Sun and Moon?

Star, of course.

Stardust.

The Daycare Assistant.

(Yes, an AU where my HelperBot OC Stardust is "Eclipse")

[cod-dump]

Soap: How the hell do you stand the heat in all that gear?

Ghost, on the verge of passing out: I am stronger than the sun

[lizzardwitch]

Heckyl/Kendall :3

MY OTP EVER LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO (Milk you're my goat for this just know I dropped everything to make this list)

who said i love you first?

If you think Kendall's confessing first you've got another thing coming lmao (projecting). Heckyl likely wanted to make it special, researching earthly romantic customs and getting flowers and wine and the like, but before he could actually go through with it, he just...blurts it out like the moron he is. Kendall stands there frozen like "Tf??" but eventually affirms him and kisses him

who laughs when the other trips?

Both of them. Heckyl is a given because he's a boyfailure with laced boots, but Kendall, despite being graceful as hell, is constantly wearing heeled shoes so Heckyl finds it hilarious when she trips because she's normally so composed.

who pays the bills? 

Kendall for sure. She technically pays Heckyl so....(different story when it comes to space currency lmao he's paying for everything)

which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?

Heckyl would if he had any fucking clue about what Earth holidays were, but otherwise Kendall, although she's super lowkey about it outside of decorating for the museum. Shelby, Ivan, Tyler, and Chase have to get them in the mood.

who’s more clumsy?

Heckyl the alien boyfailure ever <3333

who checks their daily horoscope?

Neither, Heckyl doesn't have a birthday and Kendall is a scientist who finds it dumb.

who sings louder in the car?

Kendall, surprisingly. She's got a really great voice. Heckyl tries his best but is insecure about his voice, and Kendall tries to make more of an effort to include him and hype him up.

who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?

Heckyl fs but he tries to stop.

who is more up to date in pop culture?

Heckyl is pretty cynical about pop culture at first, but once Tyler, Chase, and Shelby put him onto TV, movies and music, he becomes obsessed. He wants to learn EVERYTHING about Earth culture pertaining to those things.

who insists on going to see the newest movies?

Heckyl for sure. Kendall only goes if there's a movie with her favorite actors/actresses in it that she secretly fangirls over

who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?

Heckyl. He wouldn't expect himself to find such a deep attachment to Earthly animals, but there he is with tears in his eyes as Kendall tries comforting him.

who’s the lighter sleeper?

Ms. Morgan the lovely insomniac (again, projecting). Then again, I'm also sure that Heckyl's trauma would also likely keep him from sleeping well. It alternates between the two depending on how exhausted they are, but it mostly goes to Kendall.

who believes in ghosts?

Heckyl. Probably his way of coping with what happened to Sentai 6.

who does the grocery shopping?

Kendall is the only motherfucker who knows how to make a list and stick to it. Heckyl's shopping cart would just be diabetes.

who updates their facebook status more often?

Neither of them own Facebook nor care to, but if Heckyl had social media it would just be a billion pictures of him and Kendall while going "I love my wife sm <333"

[phantom-swing]

Sooooo

Martyn and Cleo won with Scott

Scar won with Pearl

Joel won with Grian

There’s a circle here. There’s something that can be spun from this

[yamiiwaii]

thinking. i personally cant see wukong ever in a kitchen or really knowing how to cook in general so macaque does all the cooking if they were to live together. wukong is allowed to make requests just to keep him from messing around while mac cooks but theres no guarantee mac will actually listen to him if its something too elaborate or something he doesnt feel like actually making.

at first all wukong wanted to eat were dishes with peaches in it but eventually mac got him to eat actual food that wasnt his hair and wukong made less and less requests and started to trust whatever mac chose more and more. they use it as a sort of bonding thing and to build trust after reconciliation

[maraeffect]

hi everyone, this is my monthly check-in <3

[seventh-district]

Well, I grew up wishin' I could close off the way my dad did 'Cause that man never felt a damn thing he didn't wanna feel But I've burned too many miles tryna ride out all the sadness But you can't outdrive pain, someday it's gonna take the wheel Can't be alone but don't wanna get close to anybody Don't wanna bare teeth but don't wanna look weak, it's a tough spot But I'm afraid you'll walk away when the tears start runnin' But I hope not 'Cause cowboys cry too

thinking about Sam...

[mixtapedoh]

bts bias order go

omg marry me ���♡♡♡♡. LINDSAY DON'T LOOK AND DON'T @ ME

namjoon -> hobi -> yoongi -> jin -> tae -> jungkook -> jimin

✩⡱ send me a group and i'll tell you my bias order

[aviul]

right here

[b0nelessdoodles]

instead of doing oc-tober i have decided to become deranged

[yuugurenomi]

i frwl like 1 of the hearts that got put into the oven

[solofanatic64]

Also, have this fanart that I made of sams Earth and Monty that I finished over a week ago (this was pre-Earth redesign), yes this is ship art, and yes, I made this before Earths episode even came out